I. Thou shalt not eat fast food.
II. Remember thy local family owned DINER and eat there often.
III. Thou shalt not cover stainless steel with brickface or wood.
IV. Thou shalt not worship chains or franchises.
V. Thou shalt not worship the drive thru.
VI. Thou shalt tip they server generously.
VII. Thou shalt sit at the counter.
VIII. Thou shalt not whine when all of the booths are full.
IX. Thou shalt eat a hearty breakfast at any time of the day.
X. Thou shalt not hang out and order nothin’ but coffee.